Curse

Cindare Sunstriker · May 28, 2005, 06:28 AM // 06:28

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Originally Posted by Pevil Lahuta's Pet Moa

Hey has ne1 seen the Alesia henchman video? Its rivals paris Hilton's.

Link?

Alesia {Healer Henchman} · May 28, 2005, 06:53 AM // 06:53

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Originally Posted by Cindare Sunstriker

Link?

One does not exist because THERE IS NO SUCH THING.

That moa deserves to be barbequed.

Jackell · May 28, 2005, 06:55 AM // 06:55

That video totally exist, but don't worry Alesia, I won't sell it to Hustler just yet.

Alesia {Healer Henchman} · May 28, 2005, 07:42 AM // 07:42

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Originally Posted by Jackell

That video totally exist, but don't worry Alesia, I won't sell it to Hustler just yet.

You are now on my DNH list.

Makkert · May 28, 2005, 08:23 AM // 08:23

I have a question that has puzzled me for some time...
Why is it that Claude always dies first? I mean every time I take you lovely henchies, and i do mean at least 90% of the time, Claude goes down first.
Is he a blithering idiot?
Does Alesia hate his guts, and simply lets him rot?

And another thing: why don't you henchies have infused armor for the higher levels? We kind of miss you there...

And oh hi Dunham. Let them talk, I still like ya and take you from time to time. But only when I'm fed up with Claude again dying, sorry...

CatLady · May 28, 2005, 10:24 AM // 10:24

Orion's quite the player, isn't he?

Will Reyna stand for this? Will Orion suddenly find himself with arrows of fire sticking out of his posterier? Stay tuned, same henchie channel, same henchie time!

Stephan{Fighter Henchman} · May 28, 2005, 11:13 AM // 11:13

Wow this topic got way way out of hand. Henchman and Humans should just sit down and have a beer together.

DRINK MY BEER MOTHER *******! YES! I HAVE TO TALK LIKE THIS! HAVNT YOU SEEN MY MOVIES?

Mhenlo · May 28, 2005, 03:29 PM // 15:29

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Originally Posted by Alesia {Healer Henchman}

Pffft. Orion was showing off again and said, "Y'all wanna see somethin'?" and the next thing I know I'm airborne. AGAIN. I hate it when he does that.

But if you want to take the word of some human over mine, that's fine. I see where those promises of undying devotion get me.

My mother told me never to trust my heart to a man with more tattoos than me...
/sob

I am sorry for not trusting you I should have known those danm humans would do something like this.

Pevil Lahuta's Pet Moa · May 28, 2005, 05:22 PM // 17:22

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Originally Posted by Alesia {Healer Henchman}

One does not exist because THERE IS NO SUCH THING.

That moa deserves to be barbequed.

Mwuahahaha the Moa cannot be stopped...still thats kinda violent for a monk! Look Alesia y cant we jus be friends... I wont sell bottleg copies of the tape and u dont barbecue me. Deal?

Ramus · May 28, 2005, 05:48 PM // 17:48

I hear that Old Mac is putting out a petition to get Joe into the Henchman Circle, he has become a big name in Lyria and has a large fan base behind him. How do you all feel about that?

Pevil Lihatuh · May 28, 2005, 08:03 PM // 20:03

Alesia if you barbecue my Moa I swear to god I'll never use my res signet on you again! Yes, thats right, you'll have to wait til i zone!!!

Darn monks...

Phoenix Denfer · May 28, 2005, 08:57 PM // 20:57

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Originally Posted by Ramus

I hear that Old Mac is putting out a petition to get Joe into the Henchman Circle, he has become a big name in Lyria and has a large fan base behind him. How do you all feel about that?

oh yes.. JOE RULES! I just love the way he hisses...

Kinda a big shock to see just how small they really were before the searing.

Rajamic · May 28, 2005, 09:44 PM // 21:44

I got love for most of the henchies. They are stronger than half the so-called heroes around, and they don't even have secondary professions!

But I do have a beef with Lina. How freaking lazy can you be? You call yourself a protector, yet you refuse to protect me until after I've Ascended? Where were you in Yak's Bend? How could you bail on your Guildmates like that for so long? What, you had a hangover or something?

Mistress Eyahl · May 28, 2005, 10:00 PM // 22:00

I'm gonna totally stick up for Alesia here cos she's mah gal.

*Waves to the henchies* HI GUYS!! Omg it's like, SO cool to SEE you all!!!!

*Insert excited girly squeel here*

...

.....

I'm sure you'll all recognise me. I lead you off into certain death FAR more than anyone else. Wanna say thanks again for Aurora Glade, Riverside Province and Sanctum Cay the other night

Oh and er, Claude? I DID honestly mean to come back to get you during Riverside.. whoever said I renamed the Henchmem DECOYS is LYING!!! ... *cough*

Anywhoo, it was nice we got through but a quick word to Dunham. If I see firestorm go off ONE MORE TIME as I'm leaving the area.. I'm going to feed you to Rotscale. Capiche?!!?

Oh and Alesia, once I ascend and become rich as hell, I promise I'll pay for that Hair Transplant Operation for you. Cos to be honest, babe.. if I have to look at that patterned skull that looks like Tesco's Dinosaur Lunchmeat, ANY MORE... I'm gonna Descend so far that even Rurik's head is higher in the food chain than me... *_*

P.s. no offence, Rurik. I caught it before it rolled too far down the mountain. Always carry Prit Stik I say...

Oziamus Amadi · May 28, 2005, 10:26 PM // 22:26

While I think this thread is uber bad arse I am sorry. One man has done his best time and time again to stop my success in Guild Wars.

I'm sorry Orion but I need to know what you have against me. Now I know you may have heard about Oziamus Amadi rolling with gnomes and killing random NPCs but hey that was a different game, a different time.

We're all here together trying to make our world a better place....why work against me.

I'm not trying to cause problems I just want to know why.

Sure I'm not as familiar with the world as you might be. But hey if I'm using some old generic tactics to attack one group of charr at a time why is it that you always try to kill me by casting "firestorm" to attack them all. I mean are you thinking "Lemme kill this punk by pulling 8?" It's not right and I think you are a player killer.

It's unproffesional and I'm sick of it. Don't you realize that by making me look like a bad warrior (tank) you make me look bad. I mean come on let's be realistic...I certainly can't leave it up to Stephan or Thom. I mean they are good and all but....I mean I'm not trying to start anything but really how long can you be in this game and remain guildless?

What I really, really think is going on here is that you are making them look bad....you're trying to PK as best as you can in GW and I don't like it. It's not right and it's not fair. I think this is a offense that you commit often and you should be banned for it.

As I've said I've had some....issues with other NPCs in other places but again that's OTHER places. I've done the crime and I did the time. Let it go dude.

And look let me tell all of you NPC henchmen this upfront.....the rumor going around that all my henchmen need to die in any mission I undertake is just that....a rumor. I never said that and I try to do my best to keep you all alive.

So in closing Orion unless you are a whiny 12-year old man up and take some responsiblity for your actions ingame.

Reyna {Archer Henchman} · May 29, 2005, 02:01 AM // 02:01

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Originally Posted by CatLady

Orion's quite the player, isn't he?

Will Reyna stand for this? Will Orion suddenly find himself with arrows of fire sticking out of his posterier? Stay tuned, same henchie channel, same henchie time!

Pfft. Yeah, like, he's a player alright. Playing with her HEAD. We all like to give Alesia a hard time because she can be SUCH a frigid...well, you know. I mean whine whine whine sob stories all the time about how she has to keep saving our asses when she, like, totally dies more than anybody else because she likes to cast her healing spells with, like, her head in a charr's armpit or something. Seriously, I mean, stand back? Duh.

Anyway, I'm not worried about her stealing my Orry away. I mean, like, leave me for what? a bald chick? yeah, RIGHT.

...

Oh, and, hey Dunham: losersezwha?

Heron Fensbanel · May 29, 2005, 02:33 AM // 02:33

Reyna's always been my favorite companion. She does decent damage, hardly ever drops, and looks great in her leather outfits. Alesia and I always end up having to save that wuss Stephan (which by the way, is a girl's name) from getting pounded on. I don't know why I even bring him along. Once he decided to stop and try to read a sign, leaving the three of us alone against dozens of Charr. Of course we managed to kill them all, Alesia and Reyna being more than competent at their jobs. But it was bothersome to discover halfway to Piken Square that Stephan wasn't with us, so we had to go back and tempt him away with a sandwich.

Pevil Lahuta's Pet Moa · May 29, 2005, 04:56 AM // 04:56

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Originally Posted by Pevil Lihatuh

Alesia if you barbecue my Moa I swear to god I'll never use my res signet on you again! Yes, thats right, you'll have to wait til i zone!!!

Darn monks...

Thats rite, shes got my bak so watch out . grrrrrr, i mean squwaakkkkkkkkk, my owner is gonna tear some henchie ass up...cant we all jus get along

Prince Rurik · May 29, 2005, 01:05 PM // 13:05

So Alesia, any news on the union front? I need this bad, I mean, you guys have some rough stuff too, but come on, I only get to see up to the Shiverpeaks and I only get to do the same missions every time, I never get to go out questing, and I never even get a break - at least some groups have a monk and don't bother your rest, but every single mob of primates that shambles through Nolani does it with me. I really need a new contract. Plus I think I'm going to cut my father in half the next time I have to put up with him telling me off like that in public. I mean, getting disowned is bad, geting disowned in public is really hard to deal with, doing it a thousand times a day is starting to get really annoying...

chalt2 · May 29, 2005, 02:31 PM // 14:31

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Originally Posted by Prince Rurik

So Alesia, any news on the union front? I need this bad, I mean, you guys have some rough stuff too, but come on, I only get to see up to the Shiverpeaks and I only get to do the same missions every time, I never get to go out questing, and I never even get a break - at least some groups have a monk and don't bother your rest, but every single mob of primates that shambles through Nolani does it with me. I really need a new contract. Plus I think I'm going to cut my father in half the next time I have to put up with him telling me off like that in public. I mean, getting disowned is bad, geting disowned in public is really hard to deal with, doing it a thousand times a day is starting to get really annoying...

Have you considered that all these things happen to you because, well ahh because you're just not very good, I mean most of the time prior to Shiverpeaks you are always running off on your own, I'm amazed you haven't died sooner.